things your professor might say …

… on the first Tuesday in February:

“I hate cat puke.”
“My wife, who is squeamish about a lot of things, claims to be able to clean up cat puke and eat a bagel at the same time.”

By the time I explain how these comments came about in class, it won’t be funny anymore. I swear.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s